Ice on my office window. 

Oh no! I’m not reaching the elementary school audience. I have to stop using words like “elementary.”

Meet my new toy that I purchased for a song (in comparison to retail price, anyway). Now I just need to learn how to use it.

Should be easy enough, right?

I will never own this lens unless you buy it for me. It weighs 35lbs, so you better get me a skookum tripod while you’re at it. Price is yet to be announced.